Sometimes I Hate Yoga

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So, I’m gonna bitch a bit. If you didn’t come here for that, I’ll see you in next week’s post.

If you’ve decided to stay and slog through my complaints, please know that I’m writing this as someone who is not only a certified yoga teacher (RYT-200) but also a certified teacher of yoga for cancer survivors (y4c), so I have to exert conscious effort to make sure that I’m not part of the problem.

My gripes mainly have to do with beginner-level classes in the US. And I have a list.

Most classes provide insufficient warmup for the majority of students. Important: Stretches are not warmups. Warmups warm up the body, get blood flowing and improve mobility. Stretching cold muscles is a shortcut to an injury. Other fitness modalities have figured this out but many yoga classes start out with static stretches.

In the same vein, some introductory poses are held too long. Look, I get it. I’ve done this too. But getting into twists soon after starting and then holding and trying to deepen them…let’s just say that I’ve spent enough time in Physical Therapy to know that this is not a good idea.

What’s up with the Eagle Arms obsession?
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Similarly, I’ve been to multiple classes that seem to be in love with Eagle Arms (Garudasana Hasta). Why? And especially not without proper warmup for the pose. I tweaked my shoulder muscles in one class that put us in three sets of Eagle Arms throughout the session including close to the start. Wha???

Particularly in beginner classes, care needs to be taken because as a teacher you are making assumptions about people’s abilities that (a) might make certain asanas inappropriate for them, and even worse (b) might make them feel uncomfortable about backing off from them during a live class, even when they risk injury. Peer pressure is real. Heck, I don’t even want to back off during a recorded class!

Along those same lines, for Pete’s sake, don’t automatically assume that everyone is going to love it when you burn sage or palo santo or whatever it is you’re planning to light on fire in the studio. On the other hand, it’s worth mentioning that I’ve had very astute teachers use aromatherapy in a way that was limited to individual spaces, where students had a chance to indicate whether they did or did not want a waft of essential oil in their direction, and that was perfect! But burning something in a class where you have no idea whether a student has an allergy or even a serious condition like cystic fibrosis means that you may inadvertently send someone to the hospital. Smoke is still smoke, no matter what its role is in traditional beliefs.

Let’s talk about necks. Just because you can turn your neck in a certain way does not mean you should. This is includes even beginner-friendly asanas like Cat-Cow (Marjaryasana-Bitilasana). There is no need to crane your neck to look at the ceiling during Cow. No, no, no. There’s nothing up there worth looking at. And if you’re a teacher, don’t demonstrate potentially injurious extremes.

“Look at meeeeee, all you beginner people!”
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When I was studying for my personal trainer certification, I spent a lot of time learning anatomy and kinesiology. When I went through yoga teacher training, not so much. Yoga is complex because of its roots and I agree that proper attention should be paid to them during teacher training with ample opportunities to deepen study later. There are few forms of movement that have such a rich and culturally important tradition. However, in the US, most beginner students are there for the movements and not the philosophy. A teacher being knowledgeable about ayurvedic medicine is not going to prevent one of their students from slipping a disk.

And along those lines, just because an asana exists does not mean that it’s biomechanically safe. I know that yoga imbues certain movements with a sense that they will heal your mind. But if they wreck someone’s body in the meantime…no bueno. So this is a caution for both teachers and students to teach and/or practice material appropriate for the class level.

Finally, for a beginner class, the teacher shouldn’t say something like, “and now, I’d like to give you a chance to do an asana that calls out to you, that we didn’t do in class.” If it’s truly a beginner class, no one will have such an asana. However, if you are giving the more advanced people a chance to, let’s face it, show off in front of everyone else, well, that’s kind of an asshole move.

That’s not what yoga, even in the US, should be like.

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Disclaimer:
I know. I know about the Eight Limbs of Yoga. This is not about that. This is about a garden-variety basic beginner yoga class that you might encounter in the wild. I get that you have the choice of whether or not to do an asana. But as I mentioned, I know better and I still do stupid stuff. What if someone doesn’t know better? Yes, a lot depends on the teacher. Some teachers will try to encourage their students to challenge themselves, which might backfire in a beginner class. Actually, that’s another gripe in itself, but I have more than enough listed up there already.

Bang a Gong: The Problem with the End-Of-Cancer Treatment Bell

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When I finished my final radiation treatment for breast cancer in 2017, I got to bang a gong as part of my cancer center’s tradition.

The gong-ringing marked getting to a milestone, one that I only dreamed about when I was handed my treatment plan. It felt like closure…except that I wasn’t really “done”—I still had months of Herceptin to go and years of endocrine therapy ahead of me. But the toughest chemo and radiation were over.

And those around me who weren’t done yet also celebrated along, just as I had for the patients that had gone before me, eagerly awaiting their turn at the gong. This tradition also occurs at many other cancer centers, although instead of a gong, it might be a bell or a chime or something similar.

However, as with many things that have to do with cancer, there is a more somber side to the end-of-chemo bell. As noted in this article from Psychology Today (“The Psychology of the Cancer Bell”), hearing the ringing of the bell can be devastating for someone with metastatic cancer, who will never be done with treatment, or is at late stages of the disease.

There are many other creative ways to commemorate the end of treatment for cancer than simply bell-ringing.
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The article also points out that in cases where someone experienced a cancer recurrence, hearing the bell rung by someone else elicited painful emotions. What should be a jubilant event for all can feel depressing and isolating, like being left behind.

But it goes beyond that. As a study by Williams et al. (2019, Int J Radiat Oncol) found, even those who are finishing their treatment might not have a positive response to ringing the bell. From the “Conclusion” section in the study’s abstract:

Counter to our hypothesis, ringing the bell on the final day of RT [radiation therapy] worsens patients’ evaluation of overall distress from cancer treatment, and this distress persists and even worsens in the months after treatment. Emotional arousal created by ringing the bell may magnify the distress from cancer treatment and subsequently worsen the perception of distress from treatment.

Not what I would have expected! And it certainly came as a surprise to the study’s authors.

These findings have been reflected in a reimagining of the completion bell. As the Psychology Today article mentions, some cancer centers are moving it’s location and renaming it the “Bell of Hope”, or providing different means of allowing patients to mark the stages of their treatment rather than focusing on “completion”.

Personally, I was looking forward to banging my gong and was more focused on what treats I could bring for the radiology staff and saying goodbye to all of them. But I can see why such a commemoration could be problematic, especially when so many parts of the cancer experience are stressful. You don’t need one more.

How about you? How do you feel about ringing a bell (or similar)? Is there something else that you did or would prefer?

REFERENCES

Leeby C, July 30, 2025, The Psychology of the Cancer Bell. Psychology Today Blog, https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/consciously-creating-your-soul-life/202507/the-psychology-of-the-cancer-bell

Williams PA et al. (2019) The Cancer Bell: Too Much of a Good Thing? Int J Radiat Oncol, 105, 247-253. https://www.redjournal.org/article/S0360-3016(19)30838-7/abstract

For information on what Penn Medicine has done to reimagine the bell-ringing tradition:
Greer M, December 23, 2022, Redefining the Bell Makes the Ritual Inclusive for All Patients With Cancer. ONS Voice, https://www.ons.org/publications-research/voice/news-views/12-2022/redefining-bell-makes-ritual-inclusive-all-patients